Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

I have a really funny joke.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Anti Joke

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