Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

what tall and looks like a jew?

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Bacon is delcious.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Steve Jobs is alive.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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