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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

How did th-A fridge.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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