How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Women's rights

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Terry has ebola

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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