What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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a man walked into a bar....

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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