Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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My mum is called Steve

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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