Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A man did not like this site

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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