- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

A French man gets into a fight

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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