- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A man walks into a bar Ouch

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Tucker Rivera

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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