A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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I love alchohol!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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