Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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