- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Three baby seals walk into a club...

so the weather's nice...

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