- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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