- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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