Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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