- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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