Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Anti Joke

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