- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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