Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What is the meaning of life? 42

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

the redsox

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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