What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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