Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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