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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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