- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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