Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Gay republicans

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Stop Spam Read Books

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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