- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Dusters blow stuff.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

what is orange? an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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