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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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