What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Dyslexia ruels!

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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