- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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