How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A seal walks into a club.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Womens basketball

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Anti Joke

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