why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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I like your hair

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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