- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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