A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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