Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

hard cheese

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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