- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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