What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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penis

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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