- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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