My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Where's the soap?

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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