- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Pull my finger ouch..

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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