- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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