Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Stop procrastinating.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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