What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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A women in the kitchen.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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