Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Ben Affleck

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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