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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage