- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Velcro. What a rip off.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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