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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Morning wood.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Knock Know! Come in!

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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