Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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