How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Where's the soap?

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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