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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

womens rights.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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