- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

How's the weather? Good.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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