A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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